Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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