I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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