i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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