i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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