No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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