For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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