just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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