Ambien. No doubt about it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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