You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I lost the right to judge tonight
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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