When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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