If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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