The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
