Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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