fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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