I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Fuck appropriateness.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
