dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.