ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..