Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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