Are we in a gay sports bar?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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