So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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