We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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