sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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