And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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