Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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