we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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