Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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