i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she pinky promised me she was 18
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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