Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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