Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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