is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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