Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Bring me that man meat
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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