it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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