I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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