Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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