no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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