I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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