how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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