the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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two words...techno handjob
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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