I feel like abortions should bother me more
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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