My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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