so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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