i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hell yes lets make some ravioli
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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