Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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