I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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