Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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