): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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