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(586): View more from Michigan

I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now

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(586): I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now http://tfl.nu/yx20

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(310): View more from California

Where are you???

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With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

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You went back to a stranger's house????

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He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

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I love LA.

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(310): Where are you??? (210): With some dude on the way to his house to blaze (310): You went back to a stranger's house???? (210): He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc. (310): I love LA. http://tfl.nu/3r8e

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(516): View more from New York

i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes

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(516): i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes http://tfl.nu/j5p1

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(712): View more from Iowa

I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.

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(712): I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house. http://tfl.nu/f9eu

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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.

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(813): His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up. http://tfl.nu/2dvo

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(410): View more from Maryland

I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm

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(410): I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm http://tfl.nu/u7vv

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

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(651): i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest. http://tfl.nu/l8w8

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

some bitch filled my sink with salsa.

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(724): some bitch filled my sink with salsa. http://tfl.nu/iv44

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...

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(412): New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move... http://tfl.nu/y03w

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.

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Not worth it.

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(973): She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene. (1-973): Not worth it. http://tfl.nu/l4pk

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage

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(781): i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage http://tfl.nu/ka66

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(509): View more from Washington

HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS

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(509): HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS http://tfl.nu/4o5n

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...

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(401): All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage... http://tfl.nu/w66w

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.

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(414): I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid. http://tfl.nu/33wc

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(208): View more from Idaho

Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.

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(208): Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me. http://tfl.nu/44ip

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