i just had sex bonerless
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.