I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING