I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
