do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
