Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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