I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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