I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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