I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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